.:: About Me ::.
Contact:
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AIM S.N.: Squinky0001
ICQ #: 31976256
Name: Teresa H.
Birthdate: 11/22/82
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada.
Nicknames: (Alphabetically)
- ~ Agent 001
~ Blah
~ Bob
~ First Lady Of Duct Tape
~ H.A.T.
~ Henry
~ Keeper Of The Sacred Spatula
~ Mo
~ Sally
~ Satan
~ SockMonkey
~ Spatula Woman
~ Squink
~ Squinker
~ Squinkers
~ Squinker Doodles
~ Squinko
~ Squinky
~ Squinky001
~ Squinky0001
~ Tedo
~ Tedo Of The North
~ Teresa
~ Teresa H.
~ The Elder
~ The General
~ The King Of Infinite Space
~ Treedo Sanches
~ Trees
( Want some explanations of these nicknames? )
Favorite:
Colour: Dark Blue, Purple & Green.
Food/Drink: Mushroom Soup & Rice. Water, Milk, or Coke.
Movies:
Braveheart
Monty Pythons And The Holy Grail
The Dark Crystal
Anything with Robin Willams or Mel Gibson.
Bands:
Barenaked Ladies (I've been listening to them scince I was like 10!)
Aerosmith
Led Zepplin
CCR
Bob Seger
Bon Jovi
Savage Garden
Bush
Our Lady Peace
Tragically Hip
Great Big Sea
Hootie And The Blowfish
Metallica (Only the albums before 'Load' they suck royally now.)
Ozzy Ozbourne
And about fifty others I can't remember at the moment.
Artist: Edvard Munch.
(Learn More About Edvard Munch)
Hobbies/Interests/Passions: Well, I love to draw, paint and sculpt. People call me an artist but I get mad at them when they do, cause I'm not. so :P.
I'm a pack-rat so I love to collect things, Coins, Kinder Surprize toys, Various Little Knick-Knacks, Basically anything. I actually have quite the collection of coins, I estimate it's worth around $200.
I enjoy writing. Poetry, short stories, plays etc. But don't call me a writer or I'll have to sick my pet rock on you, and you don't want that to happen....
I love driving too. Even though there is nowhere exciting to go in my town... I still love the freedom driving gives me.
Weird Facts:
- I have one older brother.
- I have a cat. His name is Fred E. Cooper.
- This is the third site I've made.
- I collect coins.
- I usually get to school by 8:00 AM. (Classes start at 9:00 AM)
- I love reading a good book.
- I like writing but hate when people call me a writer.
- Like-wise with art.
- I have used up a whole roll of film on my cat before.
- I collect nick-knacks like you wouldn't believe.
- My initals backwards spell HAT.
- My fingers are double-jointed.
- I don't like tomatoes.
- Bugs annoy me. Especially when they invade my room or bathroom.
- I scare my friends. And teachers. (I'm just that insane...)
- I like to destroy stuffed things.
- I melt candles just to make cool shapes as the wax drips off the candle.
- I used up a whole sketch book! (An amazing feat for me.)
- I have a Dirty, Old, Famous, One-Winged, Naked, Cross-Dressing, Rubber Chicken Named Bob. (I fixed his wing though.)
- I have a 13 year old Kinder Surprize toy.
- I have a 1882 Canadian Penny. (That's 100 years before the year I was born!)
- I have an Imaginary Bean Bag Chair and an Imaginary Bomb Shelter.
- My current favorite word is: Spiffy!
- My current favorite quote is:
"I think I'd be happier as a vegtable."
-A Guy In My Math Class
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I love my Sheepy!!
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A Few Spiffy Sayings:
Passen sie auf! Das sind Lamas!
(Look out! There are llamas!)
Muhen Sie, ich sage, muhen Sie
(Moo, I say, moo.)
�Usted supo que usted se parece una mofeta rabiosa?
(Did you know you look like a rabid skunk?)
Schicken Sie mich bitte zum n�chsten Pinguin.
(Please direct me to the nearest penguin.)
�Yo lo pido; prot�jame de los mimos!!!
(I beg you; protect me from the mimes!!!)
Verd�chtigen Sie die Salami immer.
(Always suspect the salami.)
Ich habe eine Affen in meiner Tasche.
(I have a monkey in my pocket.)
Translations Compliments Of: The Cheese Stands Alone
(And No, I don't speak German or Spanish)
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Well, I'm going to stop talking about me now before I scare everyone away or someone calls the nice men in white to come get me...
::looks around suspiciously, then hides in her imaginary bomb shelter::
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